Having been an X Files watcher for many revolutions of Series 1(ONE)-9(NINE) and whereas thirteen productions has LEFT THE SCENE I would like to serve as a catalyst or offer my own screenplay following the Birth of Baby William! How could I?

I don't know how far unsolicited fan screenplays get in a television production office, but I'm betting it's a short trip from the mail room to the shredder.

In the past, I have attempted to explain to Bill the error of spamming people with unsolicited crap, but it appears to have fallen on deaf ears.

From this take, I can only assume that Bill's decided that Chris Carter has abandoned his characters to the public domain and he is now free to run off and make his own version of the X-Files. Bill may need to have a little chat with a copyright lawyer over that one.

May I contact,by email, and discuss my ideas with Red Wolf as I have some rather unique, perhaps unheard of, ideas that warrant some professional respect and feedback? Before I take more time and space that this little,amateurish site provides? If not Red Wolf,whom may I contact inre to The X Files Thank You for your attention; I earnestly desire some feedback

I have repeatedly attempted to explain to Bill, using really small words, that I have no connection to Chris Carter, The X-Files or anything else he seems obsessed with. I have had no luck explaining that I'm not even in the same country he is, but it all seems to fall on deaf ears.

Oh well, I figure he'll be back again next week.

Dear Red Wolf et al., As you and your Episode Guide have been and are an extremely professional and notable resource as I have just begun my (4th) fourth orbit or circuit of The X Files on SciFi and my own purchased(LEGAL) Series Seasons 1-9) You have earned my ulimate respect of your judgement! If I was itching (like now) to continue on with the X Files beginning with Mulder's and Scully's Son, William, Chris Carter, left the Series with so much to continue from...I would like to resurrect the series! The cadre of Writers, Directors, and crew of thirteen productions...which is now still, I am willing to go to Losa Angeles, California and facilitate a NEW AGE Am I being foolish? Forgive my Northeastern-naivete! I CANNOT BELIEVE CHRIS CARTER WOULD ALLOW David and Gillian to be so powerful Allowing his brainchild be so dependent on Two stars who gave their best and deserve rest! Please respond to me I am Serious William P. Simonetti

I'm still not getting the obsession.

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Dear Red Wolf, I would like to know to whom I may address, in order that I may personally crusade in order that the X Files is much more than just David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, but a Cadre of Extremely talented Writers,GIFTED, Directors,and Producers! The Creator Chris Carter left His Series with an episode, that even I an untalented,naive, and local yokel could continue with The Birth of William holds so much! Please respond, [Bill's full name and address removed] ps. I figure, if thirteen productions has folded...if one can't have more;Why not make moreChris Carter left a WONDERFUL SHOW to be left is a sin!

He seems to be having trouble with his space bar today.

I have an interesting regular missive sender with an X-Files fetish and a seriously dodgy grip on reality. I figure it's about time to share Bill's emails with the world. Plus it should serve as a warning that if you feel the need to send me insane email, I may well feel the urge to share it with a wider audience.

Dear Red Wolf, Would it be feasible to personally fly out to Los Angeles, the former site of thirteen productions, to rally or promote the cause of continuing Chris Carter's BRAINCHILD deeply imbedded into his X Files Never has a series left the stage with such an easy or simple to return to the original plot formation...Okay Mulder has left in a rather earth shaking event; But he left behind Little William and Scully...AND SUCH A CADRE OF WRITERS! I know I can speak for millions who would rather sit on their duffs lamenting! Please respond and I wil submit the Hows And Wherefores, [Bill's full name and address removed]

He's got the uppercase shouting, the weird title casing of unrelated words, peculiar quoting and interesting spelling down, but email forms do limit you in your ability to change the font to Comic Sans, switch the colours to clown vomit and add blink tags, so it could have looked even more wacky.

Unfortunately, others didn't seem to appreciate it and there were enough complaints that it has been withdrawn. I can only guess that the offended viewers were staff members from the Adelaide tourist bureau.

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