Jasper aka Grasshopper
My cat has the power of Mr Miyagi or some other karate dude who can break thick planks of wood with their head. On sunday evening Jasper was running about in super-hyper-kitty-mode. Mum was opening a cupboard door made of 1/2 inch thick tasmanian oak or something, and Jasper just ran straight through it splitting the wood in twain!
I could totally understand if he broke it off its hinges, but no, he actually split the wood. Jasper is a little over a year old so he's still a littlish cat, but clearly there is martial artistry in his blood.
I might change his name to Grasshopper.
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