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Best/Depressing Client Quotes Ever

I checked with a friend and they said there definitely is a rainbow effect in photoshop, why did you tell us there wasn't one?
This gem along with a gazillion others can be read here. This truly is the holy grail of stupid client quotes guaranteed to make you laugh, cry and then feel depressed because I'm sure many designers have heard the same shit before.

Damn you stupid clients!!

© 10.11.2003 lucie in snort
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My favourite in still from the lovely Len:

Make the buttons butcher.
Do we add rivets, some leather pants, a hard hat or other Village People accessory? I don't know what he meant by that and when I queried him on it, he didn't know either — posted by Red Wolf at 11.11.2003 08:49 AEST | #
"Please also put a landlord hat on the landlord."
[Insert blank stare here]

In a meeting the client rep told us to ... "make me uncomfortable".
Yeah, I can think of a few ways to do that...

Idiocy is apparently very contagious. ::sighs:: — posted by IrishVampire13 at 15.07.2005 10:43 AEST | #
-x[s2]x- i tear my heart open i sew myself shut, my weakness is that i care to much, the scars remind us that the past is real, i tear my heart open just to feel -x[s2]x- if you have any good quotes plz e-mail them to me or ad me on msn my addi is fairy_lashes@hotmail.com — posted by dAyzIi at 28.08.2005 12:33 AEST | #
If anyone wants any good (mostly depressing) quotes look up kurt cobain, robert smith, Jim Morrison, and John Lennon quotes! — posted by Danielle at 14.01.2006 12:43 AEST | #
-I hurt myself so you can't!
-I don't want to be lonely, I just want to be alone
-I love walking in the rain.... cause then no one knows i'm crying. — posted by Katou at 04.02.2006 07:43 AEST | #
Take my perfectly cut scars on my wrists & make me pretty on the outside... — posted by Brittany at 05.03.2006 11:46 AEST | #
. . . Life Always Goes On..Even When The Trill Of Living Is Gone . . . — posted by RaChEl - LoVeS - JoShUa - BuT - He - LoVeS - HeR - NoT at 15.03.2006 23:14 AEST | #
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