Useful Phrases for Visiting the ER on Holidays

In the tradition of the Rosetta Project, is an example of many translations of the incredibly useful phrase: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.

French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
German: Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.
Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!

Or you could try I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me.

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