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Vexation

Vexationby Red Wolf

"They're horrible." Andrew spun himself around in his office chair.

"Granted," Giles agreed. "But surely you can handle a group of little girls."

Andrew planted his feet on the floor and stared at Giles in horror. "Little girls? Most of them are taller than I am. You only had to deal with one Slayer, I get them en masse and just when they start to respect me, I get a new batch. Can't I just drop them down an elevator shaft?"

Giles savoured the thought a moment too long. "That would be wrong."

"Launch them from a trebuchet?"

"No."

"Damn."
Jossverse Drabbles — challenge #138: being dizzy

Published Babble Horde — 14.11.2005
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© 14.11.2005 by author: red wolf
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so damn funny! great job! — via LiveJournal — posted by momentsintime at 09.09.2007 21:29 AEST | #
Poor Andrew. He really does need a trebuchet for days like this.

::sprong:: ::scream:: ::splat::

Ah... the soothing sounds of horrible junior Slayers launched into an immovable object — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:30 AEST | #
LOL, even Giles feels for Andrew now — via LiveJournal — posted by Jan at 09.09.2007 21:30 AEST | #
The horror of multiple annoying Buffy clones. ::shudder:: Poor Andrew — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:31 AEST | #
Trebuchet vs. elevator shaft. Andrew's much, much kinder than you would be. ::grins:: — via LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 09.09.2007 21:31 AEST | #
I love a good trebuchet — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:33 AEST | #
They can be quite handy. ::nods sagely:: — via LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 09.09.2007 21:33 AEST | #
Giles savoured the thought a moment too long. As always, heeeeeeee! :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by rayne_y_daze at 09.09.2007 21:34 AEST | #
It is tough being a Watcher. Poor little Andrew — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:35 AEST | #
You can just see Giles, tilting his head, looking off into the distance, smiling a little... perfect.

Can we resurrect the Inexplicable Casting Decision potential slayer — the one with the hideously bad Southern accent — just for the trebuchet? Please? She ranks right up there with the Shake'n'Bake ad girl on the We do not talk like that! scale — via LiveJournal — posted by spuffyduds at 09.09.2007 21:36 AEST | #
Can we resurrect the Inexplicable Casting Decision potential slayer

I'm sure we could do something about that. Just remember, if you want to hear the inflight screaming, you need to use the axe to cut the trebuchet rope. If you hit the Slayer, you miss out on the auditory entertainment and it just gets the trebuchet messy — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:37 AEST | #
My God. She's got it all planned — via LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 09.09.2007 21:37 AEST | #
Wonderful Andrew, spinning in his chair, beset by young slayers. Snerked through this one ;-) — via LiveJournal — posted by twilightofmagic at 09.09.2007 21:38 AEST | #
Not a job I wish on anyone. Well, it probably is, but I have to not like them a lot — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:38 AEST | #
I can see my house from heeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeee...

Oh, come on... how's he going to get them on the trebuchet? He'd end up being the one flying through the air.

But if Giles is so willing to agree with him, they have a real problem! — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 09.09.2007 21:39 AEST | #
You need to get them one at a time. Tell them there's a really good view of closed lot where they're shooting that new Brad Pitt movie if they climb up onto the sling.

I may have put a bit to much thought into slinging junior Slayers — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:40 AEST | #
Yeah, there is the question of why you put so much time into the idea, but we all have our dark sides.

The Brad Pitt idea is excellent. We mustn't forget that they're slayers, but they're still young women. Which, speaking of dark sides, is most likely one reason why I became so interested in the show — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 09.09.2007 21:41 AEST | #
The trials of a watcher. Especially a small watcher, lol — via LiveJournal — posted by woman_of_ at 09.09.2007 21:42 AEST | #
Somehow I don't think lifts or even stilts are going to help the lad. A whip and a chair, of the other hand... — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:42 AEST | #
Or, he could drop a very large safe on their heads — oh no, that's Roadrunner!

Poor Andrew, all them rough, unattractive girls. ;) — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 09.09.2007 21:43 AEST | #
The safe never worked that well for the coyote. Shame, I hated the roadrunner. He needed a good eating.

Maybe Andrew could bond with them over Tombstone. Many pretty boys in leather — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:44 AEST | #
These always make me laugh. Poor Andrew — via LiveJournal — posted by a2zmom at 09.09.2007 21:45 AEST | #
Having to deal with a bunch of teenagers would not be fun, super-strong teenagers just makes it worse — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:45 AEST | #
Giles savoured the thought a moment too long. "That would be wrong."

::grin:: — perfect line

Poor Andrew. He's not having the easiest of times, is he? — via LiveJournal — posted by elen_ancalima at 09.09.2007 21:46 AEST | #
I don't think too many people would care to be in his shoes — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:47 AEST | #
::imagines several people who really deserve to be launched from a trebuchet over cliffs::

Thank you for that image! — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 09.09.2007 21:47 AEST | #
It is rather enjoyable, isn't it?

I really, really need a trebuchet for the office — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:48 AEST | #
But...

I don't know why you removed me. I thought you were cool. You were one of my most interesting Flist people. Not to mention a fantastic writer and icon-maker.

But if that's what you want, I guess I'll see ya 'round. I'm dismayed, but no hard feelings.

Keep up the good writing — via LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 09.09.2007 21:49 AEST | #
I follow LJ for fiction, so most of the people on my flist are either writers or people I know through means outside of LJ.

I've cut my flist back a lot because it was getting unwieldy. Most of those cuts were because either the writer's interests or mine have moved in different directions.

If you feel you can't read my fics without your being on my flist, that is your decision to make — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:50 AEST | #
Giles savoured the thought a moment too long. "That would be wrong."

I love this line!!! Fabulous drabble! — via LiveJournal — posted by alwaysjbj at 09.09.2007 21:51 AEST | #
Many thanks! It's always fun to play with Giles and Andrew — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.09.2007 21:52 AEST | #
I can even hear him speaking the words you write, Andrew is my fave character and you are so talented at writing him ^_^ — via FanFiction.net — posted by vanillagigglez at 14.09.2007 18:07 AEST | #
I think I love you... — via FanFiction.net — posted by Missy Jade at 14.09.2007 18:08 AEST | #
Launch them from a trebuchet?

::snicker:: — via The BatPack — posted by Tazi at 14.09.2007 19:16 AEST | #
Love it — via The BatPack — posted by Sarah Leathers at 14.09.2007 19:46 AEST | #
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