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Too Much Informationby Red Wolf

Xander watched as Spike returned from the bar with a large bowl of spicy nibblies and a toxic green mocktail.

"Why do you eat?"

Spike shrugged. "Taste, texture. I enjoy it," he said around a mouthful of chilli chicken.

"But you don't have a functioning digestive system."

"Life isn't about doing what's best for you, Harris. Enjoy the little things while you can."

Dawn was still trying to figure out which plastic decoration was the straw. "That's why he chews things up really well. Food comes out, much the same as it went it."

Xander's colour almost matched Dawn's drink.
Jossverse Drabbles — challenge: #88: food

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Bwah!!!!!!

I almost spit out my own drink!

LOL Great drabble — via LiveJournal — posted by funkparadise at 13.01.2005 19:09 AEST | #
I almost spit out my own drink!

My work here is done — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:09 AEST | #
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Funny. Nice — via LiveJournal — posted by bunnyohare at 13.01.2005 19:10 AEST | #
Well, Xander did ask — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:11 AEST | #
LOL and EWWW! — via LiveJournal — posted by Truly TaZi at 13.01.2005 19:12 AEST | #
Thanks — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:13 AEST | #
::raises an eyebrow:: Pity Dawn didn't find the straw sooner — via LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 13.01.2005 19:14 AEST | #
She will get drinks full of cocktail detritus... — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:14 AEST | #
That's what I've always figured also. Someone once posted a great story about Angel being rip roaring drunk and as he's pissing it away, he thinks about just recycling the stuff — after all it's just the same as when he initially drank it.

Funny, funny drabble — via LiveJournal — posted by a2zmom at 13.01.2005 19:16 AEST | #
Haven't run across the other story before, sounds amusing.

I guess it does give pause for thought on the topic of recycling — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:16 AEST | #
::Chuckles:: Nicely structured and such a great response! — via LiveJournal — posted by Cassie at 13.01.2005 19:18 AEST | #
Thanks. Sometimes you really need to ask if you want an answer to questions — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:18 AEST | #
Eck! I didn't need that visual! — via LiveJournal — posted by LilacGirl at 13.01.2005 19:20 AEST | #
More of a not while you're eating kind of drabble this week — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:20 AEST | #
::dying with laughter:: Yes, I am 5. But I love it! — via LiveJournal — posted by Willa at 13.01.2005 19:21 AEST | #
Thanks. We must both be easily amused. At least I'm in good company — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:21 AEST | #
Why does everyone make such fun of the Dawn-concoctions? Who hasn't had that banana and peanut butter pancake thingy that she attempted making? Am I the only one who has tried that as well? ::sigh:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Danika Jaidyn at 13.01.2005 19:23 AEST | #
Nobody asks for mountains of plastic things in drinks, so it's more of a commentary on the the establishment than on Dawn — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:23 AEST | #
Oh ewww (though I've speculated on this myself a time or two) I say it again, eww — via LiveJournal — posted by DM Evans at 13.01.2005 19:24 AEST | #
Xander asked, Xander learned. Maybe he'll think before asking next time — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:25 AEST | #
Yes I'm sure he will — via LiveJournal — posted by DM Evans at 13.01.2005 19:43 AEST | #
LOL! D'you know, I've often wondered what happened to those buffalo wings and onion flowers Spike used to eat. Thank you for confirming my suspicions! ::Shudders delicately:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 13.01.2005 19:44 AEST | #
Entertaining and educational. Probably not up for discussion in polite company though — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:44 AEST | #
Hee! I always wondered about that. ;-) — via LiveJournal — posted by Anne at 13.01.2005 19:45 AEST | #
It doesn't take into account food moving through his system, but Spike moves, blood he ingests moves, so I don't see why food wouldn't also move even if it wasn't digested — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:45 AEST | #
Hilariously gross! Of course, I mean that in the most complimentary of ways! — via LiveJournal — posted by Jessica at 13.01.2005 19:46 AEST | #
Thanks. It was way too tempting with this challenge. And I'm easily amused — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:46 AEST | #
Hee! Poor Xand. Such a weak stomach. :) — via LiveJournal — posted by Hieiko at 13.01.2005 19:47 AEST | #
But he does turn such pretty colours — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:48 AEST | #
Oh dear... ::Liz valiantly attempts not to laugh at Xander, since she knows she'd be matching his color were she in that situation... and fails:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 13.01.2005 19:49 AEST | #
You'd think Xander would have a stronger stomach than that. Seems there's a difference between killing vampires and learning how their digestive system works — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:49 AEST | #
Okay, hello Mr Outside the Box Drabble.

Very good — via LiveJournal — posted by Leni at 13.01.2005 19:50 AEST | #
Thanks. I like outside the box, it's fun — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 19:52 AEST | #
I nearly died, that was really great. Like they say, don't ask a question if you don't want to hear the answer — via The Slayer's Fanfic Archive — posted by Revello1620 at 13.01.2005 20:07 AEST | #
LMAO. Ew. That was great. Gave me nice impressions of Dawn and Spiek's relationship, as well as the traditional Xander-baiting — via fanfiction.net — posted by Just Wolf at 13.01.2005 20:14 AEST | #
o_O;; LOL! — via fanfiction.net — posted by Anonymous Coward at 13.01.2005 20:21 AEST | #
Oh, this was good. Made me come this close to spewing my morning drink all over my monitor screen. Thank you. ;) — via fanfiction.net — posted by ainon at 13.01.2005 20:37 AEST | #
Oh Christ! I don't think I've laughed so hard before while reading fanfiction...And I've read some pretty damn funny ones, but that takes the cake. Bloody Perfect! — via The Slayer's FanFic Archive — posted by Brooke Barlow at 13.01.2005 20:44 AEST | #
Again, answering a question I'd had myself... — via fanfiction.net — posted by Mark at 13.01.2005 20:49 AEST | #
heeeeeee nice, Sun — via LiveJournal — posted by sunlit5 at 13.01.2005 21:03 AEST | #
Many thanks. Sorry for the appallingly late reply, wading through a backlog of e-mail and there it was. Yay! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 21:03 AEST | #
Okay, a lot of you say you *ALMOST* spwewed your drink all over the computer? Well, I actually did it. *cleans up the milkshake* It was hilarious. I got a strong stomach so nothing bothers me. We were having a talk at the dinner table about what all we've puked up before...Intresting. I gotta go. Toodles! — posted by Lucifer's Daughter at 26.01.2005 03:21 AEST | #
ew, gross but funny ten point to you! — via fanfiction.net — posted by Crash Slayer at 31.01.2005 15:27 AEST | #
Heh heh. Nice — via The Slayer's Fanfic Archive — posted by redmoon at 26.03.2005 17:21 AEST | #
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