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Scourby Red Wolf

Dawn and Andrew had spent the evening plotting increasingly violent methods of murdering Buffy. Hours of scrubbing the floors with industrial cleaners had done little to endear the Slayer to either of them.

"Who brings a Drethh demon into the house?" Dawn pulled off neon pink rubber gloves and headed outside for fresh air.

Andrew was still wearing a welding apron. "I can't get the brains out of the rug."

"I thought that was bile."

Spike looked up from his seat on the step. "It's not bile."

Andrew turned very pale. "I vote we just burn the house down instead."
Jossverse Drabbles — challenge: #90: liquids

Published Babble Horde — 13.12.2004
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::snickers:: — via LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 13.01.2005 22:29 AEST | #
This challenge just lent itself to bodily fluids. Maybe that's just me — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:30 AEST | #
LoL — via LiveJournal — posted by Kristen at 13.01.2005 22:31 AEST | #
I seem to be having a run of bodily fluid drabbles of late — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:31 AEST | #
Ha!

Andrew turned very pale. "I vote we just burn the house down instead."

That's my thought every time I need to clean the house.

Good drabble — via LiveJournal — posted by Funkparadise at 13.01.2005 22:35 AEST | #
It would make life simpler. I don't see why tiles and fire hoses aren't installed for cleaning purposes — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:36 AEST | #
muHA!

A good solid giggle. What the doctor ordered... — via LiveJournal — posted by deborah g at 13.01.2005 22:38 AEST | #
And happy to have provided some amusement — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:38 AEST | #
Dawn and Andrew had spent the evening plotting increasingly violent methods of murdering Buffy. Hours of scrubbing the floors with industrial cleaners had done little to endear the Slayer to either of them.

Andrew turned very pale. "I vote we just burn the house down instead."

This was so funny, please do more with this 'verse. I'll give you a shiny nickel... — via LiveJournal — posted by Beetle at 13.01.2005 22:40 AEST | #
I probably won't continue this, but there's a whole heap in a similiar vein in the Mischief!verse — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:41 AEST | #
Ah, so funny! You've done Andrew's voice very well, and his friendship with Dawn is cute — via LiveJournal — posted by chicken at 13.01.2005 22:42 AEST | #
Thanks. They do make good partners in grime — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:42 AEST | #
::giggles:: Poor Andrew, I can certainly share the sentiment — via LiveJournal — posted by Leni at 13.01.2005 22:43 AEST | #
Doesn't sound like a terribly pleasant task, does it — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:43 AEST | #
Hee! Andrew definitely has a point. Nice one. :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by Anne at 13.01.2005 22:44 AEST | #
I think they should have left the mess for Buffy to clean up. Or moved the larger demon remains to her bed — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:45 AEST | #
Funny and yuck. I've had some nasty stuff in my carpet but at least not demon gunk — via LiveJournal — posted by a2zmom at 13.01.2005 22:45 AEST | #
I certainly don't envy them their cleaning job — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:46 AEST | #
*g* This is so good. Feels like my house the day before important company comes by. Out damned spot! — via LiveJournal — posted by dawnie1970 at 13.01.2005 22:50 AEST | #
Hopefully you don't need to resort to burning the place down. Or removing demon goo from the carpet — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:50 AEST | #
No demon goo, just baby poo — via LiveJournal — posted by dawnie1970 at 13.01.2005 22:51 AEST | #
there's a difference? — via LiveJournal — posted by szandara at 13.01.2005 22:52 AEST | #
I was going to argue that at least baby poo isn't green, acidic and likely to eat through things, but when I thought about it... Would you like some matches? — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:53 AEST | #
Yes please! ::snickers:: — via LiveJournal — posted by dawnie1970 at 13.01.2005 22:53 AEST | #
Hazards of the job... and it would be just like Buffy to bring the slaying indoors, wouldn't it? — via LiveJournal — posted by Willa at 13.01.2005 22:54 AEST | #
She never was one for understanding the concept of cause and effect — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:55 AEST | #
Ew! And: Ha! Laugh out loud funny. First time I've sympathized with Andrew! — via LiveJournal — posted by semby at 13.01.2005 22:55 AEST | #
Delighted to have tickled your funny bone — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:56 AEST | #
::rofl:: that's just too hilarious! Poor Andy though ::pets Andrew:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Tíogar Dubh at 13.01.2005 22:58 AEST | #
Andrew did get the dirty jobs, but this was a bit cruel. I'll see if I can find a box he'll fit in and post him off to you — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 22:58 AEST | #
The crueller the better, he's so cute when he gets duped. Looking forward to that box, I'll be waiting at the mailbox!

::yay! I'm gonna get me an Andrew!:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Tíogar Dubh at 13.01.2005 22:59 AEST | #
hooray! ::snuggles into wolfs den::

I be returned. i checked memories on Rome!Verse, and have read up to Serendipity. Is that as far as we have got, or did that verse move into another?

Oh, and damn right Buffy should clean up her own mess, or at least get Spike helping... then he can bend down some, and his shirt might accidentally slip off what with all the soap around... >:P Grruff! — via LiveJournal — posted by Pheral at 13.01.2005 23:06 AEST | #
The Rome!verse ended on Serendipity, it will probably pick up at a later time for the Not Fade Away ficathon.

You are incorrigible when it comes to getting vampires naked — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 13.01.2005 23:06 AEST | #
hell yeah. i got me some priorities — via LiveJournal — posted by Pheral at 13.01.2005 23:06 AEST | #
Hmmm. Good thing Buffy doesn't live at our house. If you make a mess you are expected to clean it up yourself. I suppose I can't fault her for leaving it to someone else though — she does have a lot of world to save.

Another great drabble. Thank you, Red wolf — via The Batpack — posted by Sandra Strait at 13.01.2005 23:09 AEST | #
Very funny. Makes you wonder... — via The Slayer's FanFic Archive — posted by Jessica Williams at 13.01.2005 23:12 AEST | #
A little short but i think that it is a good start. Please write more because although it is short it is pretty interesting. (PS. please make the next chapter longer) — via .fanfiction.net — posted by BuffyGals at 13.01.2005 23:15 AEST | #
Another question answered: who cleans up the demon bodies. I hope they're getting paid... — via .fanfiction.net — posted by Mark at 13.01.2005 23:15 AEST | #
I want to burn my house down too...Thank goodness everything I usually use is in my Grandmum's house. My house is like dog pee heaven. The carpet, dogs, and the cat must die. I'm going to start wiring dynamite into the house. I will lock the pets inside, take all my clothes and put them in my truck, and light the fuse. I'm evil, Evil I tell you! — posted by Lucifer's Daughter at 25.01.2005 18:40 AEST | #
FUNNY! LMAO *HUGS AND LAUGFTERS FOR EVERYONE* — via fanfiction.net — posted by Kathy at 31.01.2005 15:36 AEST | #
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