by Red WolfWith everyone heading off for lunch, Spike took the opportunity to have a quiet word with Wolf.
"You do know my assistant spends her lunch hour killing things?"
Wolf shrugged. "Mostly rats. They come for the books."
"She kills things with chopsticks."
"Whatever lights her fire."
Spike was surprised at Wolf's calm acceptance. "You're not worried she'll move on to something larger?"
"I'm sure she will, she's a predator, but those inclinations can be harnessed. I've arranged to get her trained by an expert."
"I hope her new trainer appreciates her forward nature." Spike hoped Ceallach's crush transferred with her.
Jossverse Drabbles — challenge #80: weapons
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Heheh, poor Spike. And chopsticks? I'm actually amazed he never tried it — via LiveJournal
— posted by Leni at 21.10.2004 18:25 AEST | 
Maybe it's a testosterone thing, boys have to have the big shiny weapons, when small things can work just as well — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 21.10.2004 18:28 AEST | 
Amazing after all he's done that Spike can be weirded out by someone dining on rats with chopsticks! Very cute! — via LiveJournal
— posted by Jessica at 21.10.2004 18:28 AEST | 
I don't know whether she's dining on them, but she is killing them. Spike was just concerned that Ceallach's tendencies may have led to more anti-social behaviour. It's certainly not something you usually see in someone from the antiquities section — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 21.10.2004 18:29 AEST | 
Hee! I like this series. Though, I'm not sure I could work with Spike without developing a crush. *g* — via LiveJournal
— posted by Anne at 21.10.2004 18:35 AEST | 
I think you're right, it would be difficult. I would hope to have more subtlety than Spike's current assistant — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 21.10.2004 18:35 AEST | 
*dies of laughter*
Thank you thank you thank you! — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 21.10.2004 18:36 AEST |
Thank you thank you thank you! — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 21.10.2004 18:36 AEST |
Happy to have amused you. I'll try to time it to get a beverage to come out your nose next time — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 21.10.2004 18:36 AEST | 
Ack! No, they'll ban me from the library! :-) — via LiveJournal
— posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 21.10.2004 18:37 AEST | 
An expert? Training? In how to be a better killer? ::gulps:: Oh, I don't think Pheral needs that! XD
Hmm, but it does make me wonder who your expert of choice will be? So many delicious possibilities... *eg* — via LiveJournal — posted by Moonbeam at 21.10.2004 18:38 AEST |
Hmm, but it does make me wonder who your expert of choice will be? So many delicious possibilities... *eg* — via LiveJournal — posted by Moonbeam at 21.10.2004 18:38 AEST |
Pheral got two appearances, yet to see if she's happy about it or will try to throttle me. Perhaps dodgy Net access while in Norway is a good thing.
As for her new trainer, I was planning to have her shipped off to a small, hairy Canadian with a nasty temperament. I'm sure Spike will soon be forgotten — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 21.10.2004 18:39 AEST |
As for her new trainer, I was planning to have her shipped off to a small, hairy Canadian with a nasty temperament. I'm sure Spike will soon be forgotten — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 21.10.2004 18:39 AEST |
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