by Red WolfGiles wasn't being much use. He'd taken one look at Xander and dissolved into very unlibrarian, or un-magic shop owner, giggles. He took a deep breath, steeled himself and looked directly at Xander again. The young man was faintly magenta, you could almost mistake it for sunburn or acute embarrassment, but then a swirl of vibrant yellow drifted slowly across Xander's cheek before disappearing into his hair and Giles was gone again.
"He's definitely upset somebody. It's a very impressive curse. I used to see it all the time, but this is one of the better variants."
"Anya," Xander snapped in impatience, turning a bright blue as he raised his voice.
"See, Giles, that's the colour he turned last night when we were having dinner." She was quite taken by the multi-hued Xander, although she was a bit concerned that she wouldn't be about to coordinate the apartment furnishings if he insisted of constantly changing colours.
"Yes, yes, very interesting." Giles had a theory but testing it out would involve hearing things he'd rather not know about. "Anya, did you notice anything last night that set off certain reactions?"
She thought for a moment. "He was almost his normal pinkish skin tone when we had sex and the patterns disappeared completed when he gave me an orgasm."
"Anya! We've talked about this." Xander flared into neon blue again.
Giles point was proven. "Ah, I see, a teaching curse."
"Really? What's it doing? Teaching Xander how to be a psychedelic flashback?"
"It's reacting to the way he behaves towards you. If he talks to you in a civil manner there's little or no response, but if he treats you poorly the patterns increase in density and contrast and Xander turns a quite fetching shade of Yves Klein Blue."
Rubbing her hands together at the news, Anya walked Giles to the door. "Thank you very much, but now you need to be going so I can cure Xander by making him give me orgasms."
As Anya bustled him out the door, Giles managed to whisper, "It'll wear off in a couple of days."
"I won't tell if you don't."
Giles smiled as he headed home. Perhaps something good would come of this after all. Which reminded him that he would need to talk to Anya tomorrow about the dangers of letting Spike and Dawn loose in the restricted books section of the store.
15 Minute Ficlets — picture #14
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Published Forever Fandom — 14.08.2004
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Published The Slayer's FanFic Archive — 15.08.2004
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I just adore your Xander abuse. This is very cute. :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by Anne at 15.08.2004 15:20 AEST |
I just adore your Xander abuse. This is very cute. :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by Anne at 15.08.2004 15:20 AEST |
Thank you! I thought it was about time Anya got something out of the Xander abuse. I do believe she would take advantage of the situation and Xander may not be walking too well for quite some time — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 15.08.2004 15:21 AEST | 
Take advantage of it?! Hell, I would, if my man and I were in their situation!
Oh, sorry; didn't mean to butt in. ::blushes and grins sheepishly:: Forget I said anything, hehehe... — LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 15.08.2004 15:22 AEST |
Oh, sorry; didn't mean to butt in. ::blushes and grins sheepishly:: Forget I said anything, hehehe... — LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 15.08.2004 15:22 AEST |
LOL so glad you wrote more to this! Completely worth it!!! Loved this — via LiveJournal
— posted by Kristi at 15.08.2004 15:22 AEST | 
Thought I'd try writing from the other side of the fence for a change. Pleased you enjoyed it — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 15.08.2004 15:23 AEST | 
Squee! Perfect revenge for Xander! Give Anya endless orgasms or risk going technicolor. Priceless! — via LiveJournal
— posted by Jessica at 15.08.2004 15:23 AEST | 
You just know she's going to take advantage of it. Well, she does in my world — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 15.08.2004 15:26 AEST | 
LOL, wasnt expecting that, excellent! you write anya really well, she has just the right kind of innocently unshamed wit about her.
thanks for a snort. (that sounds really suspicious) — via LiveJournal — posted by Pheral at 15.08.2004 15:27 AEST |
thanks for a snort. (that sounds really suspicious) — via LiveJournal — posted by Pheral at 15.08.2004 15:27 AEST |
and btw.. ee! polka-dot xander!! hooRAY! lol — via LiveJournal
— posted by Pheral at 15.08.2004 15:28 AEST | 
And now with spiral galaxy type swirly things. Collect the whole set — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 15.08.2004 15:29 AEST | 
That was bliss — quite literally for Anya of course. ;0) — via LiveJournal
— posted by Grandmum at 15.08.2004 15:29 AEST | 
Thought it would be nice for Anya to benefit from the mayhem — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 15.08.2004 15:30 AEST | 
Funny that you posted these. After you posted the recent one earlier, I went back and read the other fics in this verse from your memories.
These are great. They're quite funny. I got several strange looks from co-workers while I was reading and giggling. But then, I think you're figuring out that I'm a real sucker for some good Xander abuse. ;-) — via LiveJournal — posted by Anne at 15.08.2004 15:31 AEST |
These are great. They're quite funny. I got several strange looks from co-workers while I was reading and giggling. But then, I think you're figuring out that I'm a real sucker for some good Xander abuse. ;-) — via LiveJournal — posted by Anne at 15.08.2004 15:31 AEST |
I figured that if I posted the latest pair, half the community have read them and the other half wouldn't have run across them so thought a roundup was in order.
I'm glad you enjoyed this, the Mischief!verse really is my excuse to attack Xander when the mood takes me — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.08.2004 15:33 AEST |
I'm glad you enjoyed this, the Mischief!verse really is my excuse to attack Xander when the mood takes me — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.08.2004 15:33 AEST |
Hey, I resent that. We didn't harass. We just asked very politely and you said yes. ::hides all evidence against that::
Oooh, the Mischief!verse, I love it so much! ::treats self to a Mischief night:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Leni at 15.08.2004 15:33 AEST |
Oooh, the Mischief!verse, I love it so much! ::treats self to a Mischief night:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Leni at 15.08.2004 15:33 AEST |
That great lump of loose earth couldn't possibly be where the bodies have been buried. I'll just pretend I haven't seen it, shall I — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 15.08.2004 15:34 AEST | 
::laughs:: Oh my, I love how the curse affected Xander. His skin complaint is quite funny, and you did a wonderful job describing the changing hues. As for Anya, what a plan! — via LiveJournal
— posted by Chessie at 15.08.2004 15:35 AEST | 
Many thanks! I may be horrible to Xander, but I love Anya and thought she deserved a break... and many orgasms should keep her happy for a while — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 15.08.2004 15:41 AEST | 
The patterns change as well as the colours, so I'm sure Xander will be inflicted with a nice plaid — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 27.11.2004 14:03 AEST | 
"Really? What's it doing? Teaching Xander how to be a psychedelic flashback?"
Lol! Great line! I'm still giggling over it. Sounds...kinda pretty, actually. She might want to have them boost that little spell a bit, just in case he acts up again. ;-) — LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 27.11.2004 14:14 AEST |
Lol! Great line! I'm still giggling over it. Sounds...kinda pretty, actually. She might want to have them boost that little spell a bit, just in case he acts up again. ;-) — LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 27.11.2004 14:14 AEST |
I think it should last a little longer too.
Make him a research subject. Find out just what it takes to get him to turn plaid or paisley or a solid colour or perhaps look like an Enigma clone — LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 27.11.2004 14:16 AEST |
Make him a research subject. Find out just what it takes to get him to turn plaid or paisley or a solid colour or perhaps look like an Enigma clone — LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 27.11.2004 14:16 AEST |
LMAO that was absolutely fantastic — via LiveJournal
— posted by willowwood at 14.01.2006 17:20 AEST | 
Many thanks! Xander torture is always fun — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 17:21 AEST | 
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