by Red WolfThere was blood on the walls, sliding down, thick and viscous over congealed residuum. Dripping in heavy, spattering globules to pool in the depressions.
Cooling, thickening puddles of gore that were surprisingly difficult to dislodge. Domestic cleaning products not generally aimed at removing the contents of exploded blood bags from the inside of white goods.
Spike had learned several things. To assume that plastic was non-microwave safe if not marked otherwise. Heating plastic affected the taste of food. But how was he to know that sealed containers exploded. Or that they could cover the inside of an appliance so readily.
Jossverse Drabbles — challenge #47: livejournal mood: impressed
Published Babble Horde — 17.02.2004
Published Jossverse Drabbles — 17.02.2004
Published deviantArt — 03.04.2004
Published fanfiction.net — 05.05.2004
Published Forever Fandom — 05.05.2004
Published The Slayer's FanFic Archive — 20.07.2004
fan fiction | fiction | microwave | spike
LOL: Spike's pov! Spike's pov! You did write Spike's pov! Loooool! — via LiveJournal
— posted by Leni at 17.02.2004 09:27 AEST | 
Don't say I don't give you anything ::grin:: Glad you liked it — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 17.02.2004 09:27 AEST |
I will never again complain about cleaning my microwave. Adorable in a disgusting way — via LiveJournal
— posted by a2zmom at 17.02.2004 09:29 AEST |
I've never had to clean out quite that level of food debris, but it is surprising how far the smallest amount of exploding food will spread.
This is a companion piece, written for Leni, to complement Giles side of things; Technophobia — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 17.02.2004 09:30 AEST |
This is a companion piece, written for Leni, to complement Giles side of things; Technophobia — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 17.02.2004 09:30 AEST |
Just this morning I was watching the scene in "The Yoko Factor" where Spike nukes the bag of blood and I've always wondered why the thing didn't explode! Ewww. ;) — via LiveJournal
— posted by cheesygirl at 17.02.2004 10:19 AEST |
I've been thinking about this. You need to get all the air out of blood before storing it, so it'd be in almost vacuum. Still, that vacuum isn't perfect and it's going to catch you sooner or later — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 17.02.2004 10:25 AEST |
ewww. And heh. Poor Spike, an icky lesson to learn. You paint a vivid, disgusting, and yet funny picture of the scene. Well done :) — via LiveJournal
— posted by caoilainn at 17.02.2004 11:35 AEST |
You've got to find the funny where you can. I'm just glad it's not my microwave — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 17.02.2004 11:36 AEST |
*smooch* I love you. Anything I could do for you for writing this baby and betaing my D/S fics? *offers* — via LiveJournal
— posted by Leni at 17.02.2004 15:13 AEST |
Be wary of offering bones to strange wolves.
Just keep writing your lovely D/S stories and it would be nice to see more of your OCs. Maybe you should drop by 15minuteficlets and take a crack at one of their challenges using your own characters — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 17.02.2004 15:20 AEST |
Just keep writing your lovely D/S stories and it would be nice to see more of your OCs. Maybe you should drop by 15minuteficlets and take a crack at one of their challenges using your own characters — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 17.02.2004 15:20 AEST |
sounds alot like when my little sis forgets to cover her spaghetti o... — via fanfiction.net
— posted by Baileyroks at 17.02.2004 15:24 AEST |
I love. Funny. I did that today. Only a bowl of ravioli instead of a blood bag. ^_^ — via LiveJournal
— posted by MAC at 17.02.2004 15:45 AEST |
Thanks, sweetie. I exploded soup once, which while nasty to clean up, didn't have the visual impact of my spaghetti bolognaise mishap or your encounter with the redistributed ravioli — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 17.02.2004 15:51 AEST |
Oh, you are wicked. I think that's why I like you. Mental images of that microwave are going to linger in my mind — because it's probably cleaner than mine right now... — via LiveJournal
— posted by Willa at 18.02.2004 09:04 AEST |
Okay, now I'll be left wondering if your microwave comparison was before or after Spike cleaned out the blood — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 18.02.2004 09:05 AEST |
Some things are better left to the imagination, because reality is worse... *peers uneasily at microwave* — via LiveJournal
— posted by Willa at 18.02.2004 09:57 AEST |
MWA HA HA HA! And nineteenth century ignorance stikes again! Not that we've learned to take shit out of the bag in this century, but lets make fun of the oldtimer anyway, yeah? — via LiveJournal
— posted by Nihilist Bear at 18.02.2004 15:08 AEST |
At least he has that excuse. Mine is that I never bothered getting a microwave until five years ago. And five years still hasn't taught me about not exploding things in the damn thing. Although it had taught me that egg is a bitch to clean off anything — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 18.02.2004 15:12 AEST |
Very silly, and highly amusing, provided it's not your microwave that's been gunked — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 19.02.2004 16:16 AEST |
Poor Spike. He's no Martha Stewart, is he — via LiveJournal
— posted by Meltha at 23.02.2004 09:17 AEST |
And I'm so deliriously happy that he isn't Martha Stewart, that was a hideous mental image. Give me microwave accidents over lace doillies any day — via LiveJournal
— posted by Red Wolf at 23.02.2004 09:19 AEST |
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