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Home Cooking

Home Cookingby Red Wolf

Dropping his keys on the table, Andrew headed for the kitchen, stopping in surprise as he saw the mess.

Xander stood in the middle of the room, holding a damaged pressure cooker lid in one hand, a cloth in the other and looking more lost than Andrew had ever seen him. A chicken wing fell from the ceiling, hitting Xander's shoulder and triggering a facial tic.

Taking the cloth from Xander, Andrew wiped down the phone and called the Watcher's in-house cleaner. If he could remove eviscerated demon-related evidence from public buildings, handling a chicken-coated kitchen should be a snap.
Jossverse Drabbles — challenge #131: fall

Published Babble Horde — 26.09.2005
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Published fanfiction.net — 27.09.2005
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If he could remove eviscerated demon-related evidence from public buildings, handling a chicken-coated kitchen should be a snap.

::dies laughing:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Genevieve at 14.01.2006 16:32 AEST | #
Atomised chicken does tend to get everywhere too — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:33 AEST | #
I am not going to ask how you know that.

I'm just not — via LiveJournal — posted by Genevieve at 14.01.2006 16:33 AEST | #
A friend of mine blew up her pressure cooker. Her dog thought it was the best thing ever... chicken falling from the ceiling... mmm... — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:34 AEST | #
Chicken from heaven! — via LiveJournal — posted by Genevieve at 14.01.2006 16:34 AEST | #
Hee! Cute!! — via LiveJournal — posted by Jessica at 14.01.2006 16:36 AEST | #
And chickeny! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:36 AEST | #
A chicken wing fell from the ceiling, hitting Xander's shoulder and triggering a facial tic.

::big grin:: Oh man, I spat my tea when I read that. Man oh man, I could picture it all so clearly. Well done! I really enjoyed this drabble! — via LiveJournal — posted by Limerickgirl at 14.01.2006 16:38 AEST | #
I have caused drink spittage! My work here is done — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:38 AEST | #
Ha! Xander is so banned from the kitchen. Poor guy — via LiveJournal — posted by semby at 14.01.2006 16:39 AEST | #
As long as he stays away from the pressure cooker he should be right — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:40 AEST | #
Andrew saves the day... fab! — via LiveJournal — posted by Little Miss Bossy at 14.01.2006 16:41 AEST | #
Andrew has hidden depths. Well hidden — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:41 AEST | #
Andrew in charge? My world is askew! — via LiveJournal — posted by a2zmom at 14.01.2006 16:42 AEST | #
He cleaned up after the Potentials enough, it should have been good training for dealing with kitchen accidents — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:43 AEST | #
Poor Xander! Loved the last line - brave Andrew to the rescue indeed :) — via LiveJournal — posted by lillian morgan at 14.01.2006 16:44 AEST | #
Many thanks! Got to love Andrew coming to rescue in a chickeny crisis — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:44 AEST | #
::chuckles:: It just keeps getting worse and worse — via LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 14.01.2006 16:45 AEST | #
It would have been a small dog's dream come true — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:46 AEST | #
Ah, Sparkles would've loved it. ::grins:: Long live male ineptitude — via LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 14.01.2006 16:46 AEST | #
Hee!! At last, Andrew steps up!! This was fun — via LiveJournal — posted by lostakasha at 14.01.2006 16:47 AEST | #
Thanks! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:48 AEST | #
Xander should never have been allowed in the same room as a pressure cooker. He's totally the wrong sort of practical! ::sigh:: Will they never learn? — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 14.01.2006 16:48 AEST | #
Will they never learn?

Where would the fun be in that if they suddenly got all practical? Gormless is much more entertaining. As long as it's not my kitchen — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:49 AEST | #
Where would the fun be in that if they suddenly got all practical?

This is true. It would be like all the vampires and demons deciding to stay at home and crochet doilies! ::g:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 14.01.2006 16:49 AEST | #
I like it — Andrew as the competent one, and Xander totally lost. Well, Andrew does cook, and, according to Anya, Xander is hopeless at any sort of housework.

Plus, using the demon-guts cleaner to fix their kitchen! ::snicker:: I wish I had someone like that on call! — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 14.01.2006 16:50 AEST | #
It's always good to know someone who's down with the removal of inground demon intestine. (Bicarb of soda, milk and a wire brush, but you want to get to it as soon as possible, because Grelx demon bile will eat through concrete if left unattended.) You never know when that kind of knowledge will come in handy kitchen — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 14.01.2006 16:51 AEST | #
A chicken wing fell from the ceiling, hitting Xander's shoulder and triggering a facial tic.

That was hysterical! — via LiveJournal — posted by rayne_y_daze at 14.01.2006 16:52 AEST | #
Many thanks! Thought I'd take my usual tangent approach to the challenge — via LiveJournal — posted by red at 14.01.2006 16:53 AEST | #
Lol, aw bless ^_^ — via fanfiction.net — posted by vanillagigglez at 14.01.2006 16:57 AEST | #
Loved it sounds like me oh so many years ago befor I learned to cook lol — via The Batpack — posted by sablerose2 at 14.01.2006 17:06 AEST | #
This was great lol — via The Slayer's Fanfic Archive — posted by Mindy at 14.01.2006 17:07 AEST | #
Andrew is very practical in some ways. Great drabble! — via The Batpack — posted by Sandra Strait at 14.01.2006 17:08 AEST | #
::laughs:: That produces some hilarious mental images — via LiveJournal — posted by Chessie at 15.01.2006 20:13 AEST | #
Thanks! Pressure cookers are not beasts to be meddled with — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.01.2006 20:13 AEST | #
cute — via fanfiction.net — posted by Annie Meers at 15.01.2006 20:24 AEST | #
I'm laughing just picturing the look on Xander's face... — via fanfiction.net — posted by Mark at 15.01.2006 20:24 AEST | #
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