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Exasperate

Exasperateby Red Wolf

It was turning out to be a slow night on surveillance, but demons never were much for timely arrivals. Spike had been amusing himself with the walkie-talkies.

"So that's how I ended up crashing one of Heff's parties." As he released the button, he heard the faint sound of a gurgling, followed by a body hitting the ground. Rolling his eyes, he changed channels and thumbed the handset. "Dawn, can you grab the portable defibrillator?"

There was a heavy sigh over the unit. "Didn't I ask you not to mention the Playboy Mansion around Xander?"

"You going to punish me?"

Jossverse Drabbleschallenge #147: playboy bunnies

Published Babble Horde — 16.01.2006
Published Jossverse Drabbles — 16.01.2006
Published The Slayer's Fanfic Archive — 16.02.2006
Published fanfiction.net — 16.02.2006

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::giggles:: Good one.

Though I think you're missing a verb before Playboy — via LiveJournal — posted by leni_ba at 15.09.2007 20:56 AEST | #

Thanks muchly!

::sigh:: Yeah, I just noticed the editing artefact when I checked it in here. Didn't notice it on my own LJ. Thanks for spotting my dodgy grammar — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 20:56 AEST | #

Hee! Fun — via LiveJournal — posted by spuffyduds at 15.09.2007 20:57 AEST | #

Your Spike is so cute — via LiveJournal — posted by fatale at 15.09.2007 20:58 AEST | #

Xander may think otherwise, Spike does seem to be somewhat hazardous to his health — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 20:59 AEST | #

Very cute. One more point for Spike — via LiveJournal — posted by scarlettlily at 15.09.2007 21:00 AEST | #

Just one of many — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:00 AEST | #

It's good to see the plagiarism debacle hasn't hindered you from writing, not that I really thought it would. You've got too much gumption to be stopped by a cretin like that. :) — via LiveJournal — posted by Moonbeam at 15.09.2007 21:01 AEST | #

The whole debacle delayed my drabble for the day, but aside from that, it's been amusing more than anything.

As the lovely fatale pointed out: Welcome to the world of batshit crazy fandoms. I think that says it all — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:02 AEST | #

Some how playboy bunny and Xander seemed to go together — via LiveJournal — posted by Jan at 15.09.2007 21:09 AEST | #

There is something of the grubby schoolboy fantasy and secreted under the bed magazines when you think of Xander, isn't there? — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:10 AEST | #

Love it! Poor Xander's heart — via LiveJournal — posted by willa_writes at 15.09.2007 21:10 AEST | #

Well, they do have a portable defibrillator for just such an occasion. I think it may be a fine line between fun and near death experiences working with these guys — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:11 AEST | #

You are incorrigible. Never change. :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 15.09.2007 21:12 AEST | #

I am a bad, bad Wolf.

But as Xander seems to has survived my endless torturing of him, he may be made of sterner stuff, or silly putty. I'm undecided — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:12 AEST | #

Silly putty. All fictional characters are made of silly putty, as per government decree, so as to allow them to survive being stretched and mauled by fanfic. ::nods firmly:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 15.09.2007 21:13 AEST | #

As I recently saw a really cool video of how to break apart a huge lump of silly putty — you can't pull bits off, but it will shatter it you hit it with a hammer or drop it off a building — it may not be the best thing to be made of.

Poor, unsuspecting, fictional characters. Now, where did I put that hammer? — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:14 AEST | #

Lol, I guess Xander can have an active imagination in the right circumstances! — via LiveJournal — posted by woman_of_ at 15.09.2007 21:14 AEST | #

I think you're right. He may have just self-sauced himself into a coronary — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:15 AEST | #

Hee. I love Xander's reaction — via LiveJournal — posted by a2zmom at 15.09.2007 21:15 AEST | #

Thanks. I guess hearing about Spike gate-crashing the Playboy Mansion was a little too much for the lad — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:16 AEST | #

Hee hee... — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 15.09.2007 21:17 AEST | #

Thanks!

It's a dangerous life around these people and the danger doesn't always come from the monsters — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:17 AEST | #

That's what makes it fun! — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 15.09.2007 21:18 AEST | #

Hee! Poor Xander :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by rayne_y_daze at 15.09.2007 21:19 AEST | #

He does tend to provide my characters with an outlet for their appalling sense of humour — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 15.09.2007 21:19 AEST | #

Lol, cute ^_^ — via FanFiction.net — posted by vanillagigglez at 23.09.2007 17:11 AEST | #

Bet he expects her to do so!!! Great, love! Kisses, Kur — via The Bloody Awful Gutter — posted by Sandra Patterson at 23.09.2007 18:47 AEST | #

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