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Decoction

Decoctionby Red Wolf

Rose sipped whatever passed for lemonade on this planet.

She'd been watching the Doctor and Jack trying to out-drink each other all evening. They'd retained the capacity to speak clearly, if somewhat incoherently; but, after she'd confiscated a flask of 184-proof Bruichladdich from the Doctor, she was just happy they were still breathing.

Sighing gratefully as she heard the call for last orders, Rose went to chat with the bartender about borrowing a wheelbarrow to get the boys back to the TARDIS.

They needed to find a new way to burn off testosterone. Naked jelly wrestling sounded good to her.
Doctor Who 100 — challenge #105: last call

Published Babble Horde — 05.03.2006
Published Doctor Who 100 — 05.03.2006
Published A Teaspoon and an Open Mind — 24.08.2006
Published Forever Fandom — 24.08.2006
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Delicious. Naked jelly wrestling does indeed sound good — if somewhat sticky ::g::

Spot check: You've missed the l out of wrestling and she was just happy they were still breathing

You could always change the boys to them later on so as not to change the word count — via LiveJournal — posted by mad_jaks at 28.09.2007 16:59 AEST | #
I suppose you could lick the stickiness off.

Thanks for the catches. It looks like my brain was broken — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:00 AEST | #
You were very sleepy that's all. We all know your brain (like ours) is a little bent not broken — via LiveJournal — posted by mad_jaks at 28.09.2007 17:00 AEST | #
Can I buy front row tickets to that? :) Very amusing piece.

I'm inspired to write a story about the Bruichladdich and the effect on Time Lord physiology. (At least 6 people have forwarded me the story this week, because they know I'm a whiskey drinker) — via LiveJournal — posted by jerel at 28.09.2007 17:02 AEST | #
I suspect the Bruichladdich will have quite a kick regardless of species. Now I'm curious to know what happens — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:02 AEST | #
Man, that 184 proof Bruichladdich will kick a man right through the wall.

Um, so I've heard — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 28.09.2007 17:04 AEST | #
You'll be waiting ten years for the first bottle of 184 proof Bruichladdich to arrive, they've only just announced production. You can, however, watch your order mature via the distillery's webcam — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:05 AEST | #
A distillery's webcam? Isn't that like watching grass grow? Granted, the grass will eventually be nice and green, but how exciting is the process? — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 28.09.2007 17:06 AEST | #
I've always thought webcams were a stupid idea, but some people seem to like them. Go, watch the Scotch get distilled — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:07 AEST | #
Watched the Scotch

Okay, that was actually kind of neat. It reminded me of my visit to the Jack Daniel's distillery. It also reminded me of those History Channel programs on various unremarkable things like plumbing, which I used to make fun of until I actually watched one and got hooked.

I'm so dull. But happy — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 28.09.2007 17:08 AEST | #
Loved this one. I could just see Jack and the Doctor trying to out-bloke each other by downing vast amounts of alcohol. (Why do men do that?) Poor Rose having to be the sensible one.

Predictably I went into a happy daydream at the thought of naked jelly-wresting! :D — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 28.09.2007 17:09 AEST | #
Always good to have a sensible mate around if you're going to be rat-arsed. If nothing else, they can take photos of you dancing naked in the fountain for future blackmail opportunites — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:10 AEST | #
Just to say I love your icon.^ — via LiveJournal — posted by mad_jaks at 28.09.2007 17:11 AEST | #
Delicious, isn't it? Alas it is not mine, but redscharlaeh's but you can find in here and there's an English version too. (But where's the fun in that?) ;) — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 28.09.2007 17:11 AEST | #
NAKED JELLY WRESTLING!!

::sporfle and becomes estrogen-ish pile of hormonal goo...::

Wonderful drabble m'dear ;-D — via LiveJournal — posted by Padawan Pooh at 28.09.2007 17:12 AEST | #
I'll arrange to send someone around later to clean that up for you. I was thinking of sending Johnny Depp, but that may make matters worse — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:13 AEST | #
We men turn everything into a pissing contest, don't we? We're so silly.

Also, I'd like to respectfully suggest that dw100 challenge #107 be naked jelly wrestling — via LiveJournal — posted by echoalpha at 28.09.2007 17:14 AEST | #
I'd love to see what everyone makes of your challenge suggestion — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:14 AEST | #
Duly noted. ^__^ If I haven't forgotten it by Friday... — via LiveJournal — posted by indefatigable42 at 28.09.2007 17:15 AEST | #
Yes, please. Naked jelly wrestling sounds just fine to me, too! — via LiveJournal — posted by willa_writes at 28.09.2007 17:16 AEST | #
It does seem to be a popular choice — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:16 AEST | #
!!! Damn you for that wonderful, wonderful image — I have no concentration left whatsoever — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 28.09.2007 17:17 AEST | #
Everyone seems to have a thing for the jelly wrestling. It's being pimped for the next challenge too, which could prove interesting — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:17 AEST | #
LOL. Hilarious! I for one wouldn't mind naked jelly wrestling... ::drool:: — via LiveJournal — posted by elen_ancalima at 28.09.2007 17:18 AEST | #
Purely from a research point of view, of course — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 28.09.2007 17:18 AEST | #
Absolutely. I've always wanted to research... the different effects of naked jelly wrestling on Time Lord and human physiology... ;-P — via LiveJournal — posted by elen_ancalima at 28.09.2007 17:19 AEST | #
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