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Cacophony

Cacophonyby Red Wolf

Spike was surprised to find the office empty. Well, almost empty. Andrew was sitting at Rachel's desk nursing a black eye.

"Where is everyone? What happened to you? And why does it sound like someone is strangling cats in the kitchen?"

Andrew moaned theatrically. "The Retjulls haven't forgiven me. Dawn is sweeping up the broken coffee cup and Rachel is singing to the demons to calm them."

"Ah." Spike shuddered, remembering the incident with the Vrykolp demon. It had taken some fast-talking to keep her as a client. "Lovely girl, but I fear for the eardrums of Rachel's future children."

Jossverse Drabbleschallenge #125: lullabies

Published Babble Horde — 15.08.2005
Published Jossverse Drabbles — 15.08.2005
Published fanfiction.net — 21.08.2005
Published Forever Fandom — 21.08.2005
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Published The Bloody Awful Sandlot — 21.08.2005

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Hilarious!! — via LiveJournal — posted by Jessica at 08.09.2005 17:14 AEST | #

Many thanks! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:14 AEST | #

I love this verse — and what a great title for a lullaby challenge :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by rayne_y_daze at 08.09.2005 17:15 AEST | #

It's a fun place to play. As for the title, I was quite surprised to find I hadn't used it for anything else, so yay! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:16 AEST | #

::cringes sympathetically:: I'd hate to be there. But as long as the demons find her soothing, what else could matter?

Yeah, probably a lot of things — via LiveJournal — posted by IrishVampire13 at 08.09.2005 17:17 AEST | #

The demons see Rachel as a demi-god. Wolf's singing is just as bad, but they don't worship her the same way, so Rachel may be bribing them with the good coffee — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:17 AEST | #

Wonderful as always! — via LiveJournal — posted by Jan at 08.09.2005 17:19 AEST | #

Many thanks! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:19 AEST | #

Well, you said dogs only picked up howling as a learned behavior... evidently, Levi learned to sing from Rachel.

Or possibly the other way around. ;P — via LiveJournal — posted by Moonbeam at 08.09.2005 17:20 AEST | #

Well, the Retjulls like her singing. Andrew should be happy about that, if she wasn't placating them, he could have a matching set of black eyes — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:21 AEST | #

LOL — via LiveJournal — posted by Jen at 08.09.2005 17:23 AEST | #

It's Monday (well, it is here) and I bring your amuesement again — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:23 AEST | #

Wow, that was great! I love your characterization of Andrew, and reading about his black eye and Rachel's singing had me laughing. Wonderful job! — via LiveJournal — posted by Chessie at 08.09.2005 17:25 AEST | #

Many thanks! I enjoy prodding this lot about. I don't think Andrew is too pleased with my prodding at the moment, I may have to ease up on the poor guy — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:26 AEST | #

::sniggers:: Well done. Poor Spike with his enhanced vampire hearing... — via LiveJournal — posted by Elen Ancalima at 08.09.2005 17:27 AEST | #

Looks like there is a downside to enhanced hearing. Bummer! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:27 AEST | #

Very funny. And why does it sound like someone is strangling cats in the kitchen? Yes, that's very Spike :) — via LiveJournal — posted by lillian morgan at 08.09.2005 17:28 AEST | #

Thanks. Spike does have quite the turn of phrase — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:28 AEST | #

This !verse does make for some lovely humor, doesn't it? ::giggles quietly:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 08.09.2005 17:29 AEST | #

It does tend to lean to the silly — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 08.09.2005 17:30 AEST | #

Lol, we all love Andrew ^_^ — via fanfiction.net — posted by vanillagigglez at 29.09.2005 15:04 AEST | #

Poor Andrew didn't fair so well there — via The Bloody Awful Gutter — posted by Sarah Leathers at 29.09.2005 15:11 AEST | #

LOL! Lets hope the Retjulls don't feel the same way as Spike! — via The Batpack — posted by Sandra Strait at 29.09.2005 15:13 AEST | #

Poor Andrew! Good for us — everything bad that happens to him is funny — via fanfiction.net — posted by Mark at 29.09.2005 16:21 AEST | #

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