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Animal Husbandry

Animal Husbandryby Red Wolf

The merchant ran through an extensive list of instructions. "They're a breeding pair, so you'll need to keep them in separate cages unless you want to be up to your ears in their offspring. I'm sure you'll be very happy with your purchases."

Heading back to the TARDIS, the Doctor held his tongue until he closed the door behind him. "Didn't I specifically ask you not to get yourselves captured for the local pet trade?"

Rose and Jack winced as the Doctor loosened their bonds. "Try not to do it again or I'll be looking into getting those pet cages."

Doctor Who 100challenge #115: knots

Published Babble Horde — 13.05.2006
Published Doctor Who 100 — 13.05.2006
Published A Teaspoon and an Open Mind — 10.09.2006
Published Forever Fandom — 10.09.2006
Published fanfiction.net — 10.09.2006

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Hahahah! :D — via LiveJournal — posted by laridian at 09.10.2007 17:50 AEST | #

Thanks! On occasion, I bring the amusement — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 17:51 AEST | #

::Major sporfle:: I can just imagine Rose and Jack trying to look contrite and failing miserably... — via LiveJournal — posted by Padawan Pooh at 09.10.2007 17:51 AEST | #

Or Jack asking if the Doctor would like to take advantage of their bondage situation — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 17:52 AEST | #

That's funny. Breeding pair. ^^;; I love it — via LiveJournal — posted by indefatigable42 at 09.10.2007 17:53 AEST | #

Many thanks! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 17:53 AEST | #

ROTFL! Nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning :) — via LiveJournal — posted by alysbowie at 09.10.2007 17:53 AEST | #

Happy to have amused you — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 17:54 AEST | #

Oh go on, put them in the same cage! Please. :D — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 09.10.2007 17:55 AEST | #

I'm sure Jack would insist — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 17:55 AEST | #

LOl Like the Doctor won't have been sold as a pet either — via LiveJournal — posted by kitmarlowescot2 at 09.10.2007 17:56 AEST | #

The Doctor heeded his own warning — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 17:57 AEST | #

How, oh how did Rose and Jack get themselves into that pickle?

And I love the breeding pair warning. Does the, er, livestock merchant know something we don't? — via LiveJournal — posted by drox at 09.10.2007 17:58 AEST | #

First off, they didn't listen to the Doctor. Second, I think breeding pair would be a good selling point for a merchant, he could charge more for the pair than he could individually — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 17:59 AEST | #

I think birth control would solve the up to your ears in their offspring thing, but I'm sure Jack and Rose would like to try creating that problem anyway. :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by Elizabeth Culmer at 09.10.2007 18:00 AEST | #

You could just get them spayed and neutered — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 18:00 AEST | #

I'll bet he paid more than I did for the hamsters — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 09.10.2007 18:01 AEST | #

I think that's a very safe bet to make — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 18:01 AEST | #

::Dies laughing:: Although thinking about it their offspring might be exceedingly cute! — via LiveJournal — posted by mad_jaks at 09.10.2007 18:02 AEST | #

I'd like to see their faces when the Doctor suggests getting them fixed — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 18:02 AEST | #

OUCH! — via LiveJournal — posted by mad_jaks at 09.10.2007 18:03 AEST | #

A breeding pair, huh. Gosh. Jack will be pleased — via LiveJournal — posted by shebit at 09.10.2007 18:04 AEST | #

Won't he just — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 18:04 AEST | #

How about a breeding trio? — via LiveJournal — posted by shebit at 09.10.2007 18:05 AEST | #

A fine plan. It's not like Jack would settle for just one of them — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 18:05 AEST | #

LOL! — via LiveJournal — posted by acciochocolate at 09.10.2007 18:06 AEST | #

You've got to keep an eye on your pets — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 09.10.2007 18:06 AEST | #

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