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Above and Beyond

Above and Beyondby Red Wolf

Spike had sent Andrew and Xander off to create a distraction, while he and Dawn dealt with the demon, but it appeared that the boys had gotten a little carried away.

"What on earth are they arguing about?"

Spike gave Dawn a short version of the long running argument. "Xander claims that Johnny Cash is the greatest country singer of all time, while Andrew counters that Johnny Cash is in a class of his own like Roy Orbison and James Brown."

"I wouldn't trust Xander when it comes to music, he still thinks the Village People were a straight act."

Jossverse Drabbleschallenge #140: country music
Thanks go to Feòrag for info and the punch line

Published Babble Horde — 28.11.2005
Published Jossverse Drabbles — 28.11.2005
Published The Slayer's Fanfic Archive — 01.01.2006
Published fanfiction.net — 01.01.2006

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LOL, that's a really good one! — via LiveJournal — posted by Jan at 10.09.2007 19:54 AEST | #

Just tweaked it when it was pointed out to me that, while the Village People are gay icons, but only one member was actually gay — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 19:55 AEST | #

But... but... all but one of the Village People were straight. Only the Red Indian guy was yer genuine poof — via LiveJournal — posted by Feòrag at 10.09.2007 19:56 AEST | #

Huh! Well, there you go, I have learned something for the day. Can't Stop the Music, which I was watching on the weekend, seems to have a lot to answer for. Perhaps that could be said of a lot of 80s movies — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 19:56 AEST | #

Have tweaked it.

Bugger, Glenn Hughes died in 2001. Why does nobody tell me these things? He was adorable — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 19:57 AEST | #

Personally I think a more minor tweak would be better — something like he still thinks the Village People were a straight act. Emphasises the gayness of their image and marketing, and doesn't say anything about the sexuality of the performers.

Still, it is impressive even now that a bunch of (mostly) straight men felt perfectly comfortable playing the parts of various gay sterotypes and marketing themselves at the gay market, to the point where a lot of people assume they had to be gay. They must've found the only 5 secure straight men in the US. The only male performer I can think of right now who seems comfortable promoting himself in the gay market (among others), and who has played with gay sterotypes, is Robbie Williams. I half expect him to do a George Michael one of these days — via LiveJournal — posted by Feòrag at 10.09.2007 19:57 AEST | #

he still thinks the Village People were a straight act

Perfect! Many thanks!

They must've found the only 5 secure straight men in the US.

That's what spins me out the most. I think I've just managed to love them even more.

There's a dancing show on the ABC that just finished for the year and they've had a couple of same sex dance partners. Usually the girls pair up because there's a lack of male partners, but everyone assumed the male pair were a couple. Both are dance instructors in need of a partner and figured, what the hell. Only one was gay and his the straight partner couldn't give a stuff if that's what people assumed of him — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 19:58 AEST | #

Lol, great fun as always, I so enjoy your Londonverse — via LiveJournal — posted by woman_of_ at 10.09.2007 19:59 AEST | #

Many thanks. The London!verse is a fun place to play — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:00 AEST | #

Yeah, but the sexuality of the performers doesn't stop them from being gay icons does it?

The punchline of the story really made me laugh. :D — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 10.09.2007 20:00 AEST | #

Thanks. It's since been improved by Feòrag... Yay! I really need to have words with the muse — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:01 AEST | #

But, but where were the pancakes? Or was I reading too much into the title? — via LiveJournal — posted by mad_jaks at 10.09.2007 20:02 AEST | #

Perhaps you were because you've lost me on the pancake reference — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:02 AEST | #

Shame.

Once upon a time — 1995 — and set not too far into the future — 2063 — there was an amazing tv show (far too short lived imho) called Space Above and Beyond. Bad aliens, loyal marines fighting on planets with diabolical names and a plots within plots. I could get really carried away explaining.

Anyhoo guest appearance of hard arsed, Johnny Cash playing, marine Colonel Ray Butts who is apparently up to no good involves pancakes but if you really don't know it would take far too much explaining — via LiveJournal — posted by mad_jaks at 10.09.2007 20:03 AEST | #

I loved S:AAB. Been years since I've seen it though and can't recall Johnny Cash in it. I always think of him as the Coyote in the Simpsons — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:04 AEST | #

Hawks and a couple of the others gather around the fighter Butts has arrived in and start rooting around: the music in the CD player is the Man in Black.

I had a retro moment and double checked by watching a... a... video

shh — via LiveJournal — posted by mad_jaks at 10.09.2007 20:05 AEST | #

Bwaahhhaaaaa... too funny, and so well done! — via LiveJournal — posted by lostakasha at 10.09.2007 20:06 AEST | #

Many thanks! Happy to have amused you — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:06 AEST | #

LOL! The gang probably would try to keep Andrew and Xander apart from each other. Together, they are a lot like the split Xander — it brngs out the worst in him. Your drabbles are always funny, but there is always some truth in them — via LiveJournal — posted by myfeetshowit at 10.09.2007 20:07 AEST | #

Maybe they should have set Andrew and Xander on the demon instead of leaving them to crowd control. Surely no demon could withstand a geek argument without spontaneously combusting.

It's a new weapon: Cease and desist or we produce the nerds! Fear their dissection of science fiction television shows! Quake at their extensive knowledge Star Trek! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:07 AEST | #

You might be on to something! — via LiveJournal — posted by myfeetshowit at 10.09.2007 20:08 AEST | #

Bwah! Unexpected and hilarious punch line — via LiveJournal — posted by semby at 10.09.2007 20:08 AEST | #

Feòrag is the genius behind the punch line — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:09 AEST | #

Pancakes?

This one time, I vote with Andrew. Johnny Cash transcends any one musical genre.

What pancakes? — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 10.09.2007 20:10 AEST | #

Johnny Cash is the only singer who could even be considered country that comes anywhere near my iPod. That's not for his choice of music, but his killer voice.

I'm confused by the pancakes too. Either it's a reference I've forgotten or an ad campaign that I don't get at my end of the world — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:10 AEST | #

memory, or lack thereof

I don't think in terms of genre so much as whether I like the artist. Having said that, I'm forced to add that I don't know very many country artists; mostly just Cash, Garth Brooks and the Dixie Twits. Give me Norah Jones. Or Spike Jones. Or Tommy Lee Jones.

The ad idea is probably most likely pancake reference. But I've gotten e-mails before that caused me to scramble back into my history, trying to figure out what I said that the writer was talking about. Another sign that I talk too much — via LiveJournal — posted by Mark Hunter at 10.09.2007 20:11 AEST | #

I love this! — via LiveJournal — posted by married_n_mich at 10.09.2007 20:12 AEST | #

Thank you! — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:12 AEST | #

he still thinks the Village People were a straight act ::gasp:: They weren't?!?!?

Love this :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by rayne_y_daze at 10.09.2007 20:13 AEST | #

Thanks.

I think I deserve points for managing to combine Johnny Cash and the Village People. That's not something you see every day... and probably for good reason — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:14 AEST | #

Oh yes, Space: Above and Beyond! Used to love that. Don't make me search for the videos, but yes there were pancakes. At the very end of that ep the Wildcards sent their breakfast pancakes into space as a tribute to the Cash-loving Colonel 'cos he'd died a black-hole. It was to do with something he used to say... dunno.

What does this have to to with Xander and the Village People?

::scratches head:: — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 10.09.2007 20:14 AEST | #

Nothing. I saw title, I saw Cash, And my brain hotwired to somewhere ::other::. I think SAAB was the first thing I ever wanted to write fic about... It all stayed in my head though :-) — via LiveJournal — posted by mad_jaks at 10.09.2007 20:15 AEST | #

Oh right, I get it now!

S:AAB was the first fic I ever read and I had serious plot bunnies, although I'd never have dared to write anything at the time. Shame it never made a 2nd series — via LiveJournal — posted by Grandmum at 10.09.2007 20:15 AEST | #

I saw Cash and thought Simpsons and Henry Rollins, so my brain went on a completely different tangent — via LiveJournal — posted by Red Wolf at 10.09.2007 20:16 AEST | #

That is so funny, love it ^_^ — via FanFiction.net — posted by vanillagigglez at 14.09.2007 19:16 AEST | #

Once again, I state —> L... O... L... — via FanFiction.net — posted by Missy Jade at 14.09.2007 19:17 AEST | #

Love it — via The Bloody Awful Gutter — posted by Sarah Leathers at 14.09.2007 19:45 AEST | #

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