Luke is our token American who delights in torturing unsuspecting Australians
A Moment with Roger Moore: I did morphine injections with Roger Moore — now Sir Roger Moore — in 1984 on the set of A View To A Kill
John Q. Smith's CV: As supreme leader of the Proteus Galaxy, my powers are mighty and extend from the sub-molecular level to the distant reaches of deep space.
Rock in a Sock: I grew up in the kind of neighborhood where they had metal chains on the basketball hoops instead of normal nets made of nylon
Super Ninja Karate Master: And there's this guy, tall and thin, with a beard and a ponytail and a string of white beads in his hair, standing between the duck pond and the willow tree.