Pointy Knives Can Kill: Official

The British Medical Journal has discovered something which may have escaped the attention of the less well-informed reader: that long pointy knives are sharp and can be stuck into people thereby causing them damage or even provoking a death-related incident. The solution? Oblige long pointy knife manufacturers to make the knives less pointy by rounding off the tips

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So they can kill, ey? What, all those *homicides* didn't give that away?
For a bunch of guys who make their living sticking scalpels in people, it took them long enough to notice
Amazing.
This will undoubtedly make us the laughing stock of Europe. In the meantime, I want to challenge the doctor concerned to a carrot-slicing competition - me with my great big French cook's knife (very pointy); he with a blunt knife. Mandolines not allowed.

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