X-Box, Taliban, Pixie Dust & Illiterate Presidents

At the recent E3 Expo in Los Angeles, Microsoft's X-Box demonstration crashed, revealing the infamous blue screen of death — a sight familiar to all users of Microsoft's dodgy operating systems Rumours are circulating throughout India that Hindus in Afghanistan will soon have to wear tags identifying them as non-Muslims, a report denied by Afghanistan's ruling Taliban IBM has announced that it is using just a few atoms of pixie dust to push back the data storage industry's most formidable barrier When the retarded monkey boy returned to his old stomping ground of Yale recently, he had advice for the less academic students: And to the C students, I say, you, too, can be president of the United States