C06 A Hiding To Nothing
Writer: Ted Childs
Director: Gerry O'Hara
Original Broadcast: UK: 01.12.1979
Episode Availability: DVD: UK Video: UK
Novelisation: The Professionals 7: Hiding To Nothing by Ken Blake [0 7221 1739 6]
CI5 Agent William Bodie · Lewis Collins
CI5 Controller George Cowley · Gordon Jackson
CI5 Agent Raymond Doyle · Martin Shaw
Khadi · Nicholas Amer
Mrs Waller · Yvonne D'Alpra
Pilar Hernandez · Leticia Garrido
Shelley · Lise Hilboldt
Hassam Alousha · Adam Hussein
Frances Cottingham · Sylvia Kay
Luis · Christopher Reich
Doad · Nadim Sawalha
Mrs Cottingham · Phillada Sewell
Colonel Masterson · Gerald Sim
Smith · Frederick Warner
When a dummy run for the visit of a Middle Eastern official is found to have been filmed by a foreign student, CI5 suspect a security leak.
Bodie: "Do you feel a drip?"
Doyle: [to Cowley] "I think he means a leak."
Shelley: "Not another one! I already have him."
Bodie: "Yeah, he's Forensics. CID. I'm CI5."
Shelley: "What's the difference?"
Bodie: "Well, he's a technician, I'm an intellectual."
Bodie: [to Cowley] "How come the bionic golly gets all the best bits?"
Cowley: "You sure it's a boyfriend? There's a big difference."
Bodie: "I know. I think I can remember."
Shelley: "What are you majoring in, counter-insurgency?"
Doyle: "I used to be a Marine."
Shelley: "Bet they were sorry when you left."
Cowley: "You're a hard man, Bodie."
Bodie: "Who do you think you recruited, a cream puff?"
Shelley: "The water heater was good."
Doyle: "Yeah. So was the cabin service."